Damn! You found me!!
Now that you are here, we’ll start with an introduction. Who reads it anyway?
Long paragraphs are boring, and most people have the attention span of a goldfish, so here are some bullet points for your comfort reading.
- WI am an extraordinary person.
- WI don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
- WYou could also call me 'Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane'.
- WI am an ordinary person with an extraordinary brain.
- WI can change your pessimistic thoughts to optimistic ones.
- WMy parents are right about one thing, I’m a pain in the ass!
- WI am unapologetically myself.
- WI am an unsolvable paradox with a dry sense of humour.
- WSimple but significant.
- WI am both the storm and the calm after it.
- WRecovering caffeine addict.
- WI regret nothing you see on this website.
- WI speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- WNot like the rest of them.
- WI’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.
- WLiving life on my own terms.
- WI was born cool, global warming made me hot.
- WOne of a kind.
- WSometimes, I wonder how many calories my ex burned, jumping to conclusions.
- WDon’t study me. You won’t graduate.
- WI am Jimmy Carr's biggest competition.
- W50% IDGAF, 50% IDK.
You know who I am.
I like taking the scenic route.
Let me tell you something about my love for travelling. Everybody travels for some reason or another. I travel because I have a worldwide insurance, a camera, and a passport. And, I like to answer to “Hello, Mam. Veg or non-veg?”
No, this isn’t a dream; this is my reality.
Friend 1: I’m getting a house.
Friend 2: I’m having a baby.
Friend 3: I’m getting married.
Friend 4: I’m getting a divorce.
Me: I’m on my couch, sipping wine and browsing my next travel destination.
I’m not a chef. I just play one in my kitchen.
The minute someone texts saying, ‘There will be food’, I’m 107% more likely to show up. People bond over the food they enjoy. You messed up, and you want to make it up to your friend? Take them out to dinner at your favourite spot.
Be you. Be savage. Run the show.
Who doesn’t love a totally strange message from a stranger about something completely random?
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
The worst workout is the one you didn’t bother to do.
Want to surprise your wife? Introduce her to your girlfriend.
Normal is boring!
Anushri Parwal
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